_♥__♥__♥______________The Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friends
The French are glad to die for love,
They delight in fighting duals.
But I prefer a man who lives and gives
Expensive jewels.
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the auto mat.
Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our charm in the end.
But square-cut or pear-shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape,
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Tiffany's!
Cartier!
Black Star, Frost Gorom!
Talk to me, Harry Winston, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
There may come a time when a hot-boiled employer thinks your awful nice,
______-______________But get that ice or else no dice.
______-______________He's your guy when stocks are high,
______-______________But beware when they start to descend.
______-______________It's then that those louses go back to their spouces,
______-______________Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
______-______________I've heard of affairs that are simply plutonic,
______-______________But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
______-______________And I think affairs that you must keep
______-______________Are better bets, if little bets get big bagettes.
______-______________Time rolls on,
______-______________And youth is gone,
______-______________And you can't straighten up when you bend.
______-______________But stiff back or stiff knees you stand straight at Tiffany's!
______-______________Diamonds!
______-______________Diamonds!
______-______________I don't need rinestones.
______-______________But diamonds are a girl's best...
______-______________Best friend!